On receiving my AM edition of The Daily Planet, I was greeted with an A1, above-the-fold headline proclaiming that – with excessive displays of force and beneath the twin shrouds of night and a media blackout – your police force had “evicted” the Occupy Wall Street protestors from Zucotti Park. In fact, the Planet corespondents themselves had been arrested in the process and had filed the story from a jail cell!
Bravo, sir! My hat is off!
I confess, I didn’t think you had it in you after backing down in the face of national opposition once before. [...]